02/20/00
yesterday
i went to go see galaxy quest with a couple of friends. we wanted
to go see pitch black instead but we were alittle late. either way
we got in for free. galaxy quest had its ups and downs. to me its
just one of those movies where you just watch it once and.. that's
it. you dont come back for more. nucking futs (kevin h.) was there
causing a scene again. taking shots of breastisis. in the middle
of the movie. im gonna have to scan those pictures in. he took a
shot of sigourney weaver showing some cleavage. after the movie
we just went to burger king. grubbed. head out to some E-day B-day
party. it was way too thugged out for us. i probably spotted out
like 4 different gangs chillin at the same spot.
well
any ways here's some key highlights that went on in class on friday.
-my
teacher steals my lunch. he "wont allow eating in class". but with
my keen sense and skills i stole it back and grubbed on it in front
of his old wrinkly face. i had some nice crunchy fries too. you
dont find those much at McDonalds anymore.
-in
my group in math.. there's this really weird guy. personally i think
he's mentally ill or unstable. i know its not very nice. but who
stabs things all period long with a tact. he tried to murder his
eraser. he asked if i could draw him something on there. he wanted
a army man. so i drew him one. and he just started WW3 in class.
blowing up the eraser and stabbing it to death with his tact. when
i think someone's weird... they are definitely weird. im weird myself.
just not as creepy as this guy (damn freshmens!). o yea he even
stabbed himself with the tact. i thought he learned his lesson.
but after a minute he picked his tact back up and repeated to stab
things. why am i writing about this guy?
-Esteli..
that really cool white girl who has a different hair color by the
week (its pink this week.. and it was like blue 2 weeks before),
tells me that 4 pins and a pink eraser makes a pig. wow. i never
knew that.
-Esteli
also reveals to me that all women masturbate. her quote: "ofcourse
they do!, they just dont admit it!". dont ask how we got into a
conversation with masturbation. i hope this doesn't offend anyone
or make them think the world has just officially gone insane with
horny women everywhere shoving long ovalish objects up .. okay i'll
stop.
i
never knew i snored. i mean i could have guessed that i snored sometimes..
but i never knew i snored loud. although no one has recorded me
YET, my friend slept over and told me that in the middle of the
night, at a certain time i just started to snore. and it went away
after like 15-20 minutes. i thought that was strange. i always wondered
why we, us humans, snored. or how.
meatball
tells me that we snore because were stressing in the head and were
letting it all out by snoring. i personally dont agree with that.
i think i just had something stuck in my nose and i couldn't breath
right. so i just opened my mouth instead. yea take that meatball!
who SUCKS HUH HUH YEA YOU KNOW YOU SUCK YOU SAID IT IN
YOUR OWN HEAD MEATBALL HA HA HA YOU CANT LAUGH BECAUSE YOUR STILL
ACHING HA HA HA! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
okay
that was mean. its a personal thing. non of you are suppose to get
it. sorry.
as
Jeese would say..
"i saw the police, so i started to ran!"
as
Josh would say..
"i dropped at 1:45am and it hit me at 1:39am!!"
*basically he peaked before
he even dropped. funny.
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