02/14/00
well
i'll start off by saying
Happy Valentines day!
to you all. today is just a normal day to
me really. so i got some candy and some notes from people. and a
creepy person who put a heart sticker on my locker.. but i guess
someone got mad and ripped it off. did a bad job at ripping it off
too because you could see the adhesive. okay where was i.. yea ...
so today is just a normal day to me. i don't have anyone special
to celebrate with.. or dream with.. or think with. but that's cool.
its not like its a requirement to have a g/F. or as my friends would
say.. being my bitch. or me being someone's bitch.
well
i don't really look at horoscopes.. but today is valentines day..
so i wrote some of these horoscopes. just outta my own mind enjoy!
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
today you will irritate people.
In fact, you'll irritate yourself. so stay home and be cool. dont
smash a hole in the wall with your head.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
a new love affair will have
you all misty-eyed. Either that, or it's the onion you've been chopping.
so stop chopping your onions and chop it up with someone.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20)
today you will be either snug
as a bug in a rug, or smug as a thug on a drug. hard to say for
sure. lay low off that sticky stuff.
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22)
yesterday's bathtub mystery
will be explained today. that fluid left over wasn't your daily
hair conditioner after all...
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
several extremely hungry creatures
will look at you strangely, today. throw them a raisin cookie.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
you are being stalked by an
invisible mutant from Planet 69. or at least, you'll find that this
makes an excellent excuse for not doing those outside chores today.
Libra
(September 22 - October 22)
Beware of galoots, today, and
every day after today. i feel sorry for you.
Scorpio
(October 23 - November 21)
if you aren't careful, you may
accidentally insult someone by a poor choice of words, and hurt
their feelings. calling someone a "fat ass mofo with tits the size
of my 600lb mom" isn't very neutral.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
good day to go out and play
in the mud. Or at least, find some way of making squishy sounds.
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 20)
good day to begin construction
of a tree house. that or you can go treat yourself to ice cream.
Aquarius
(January 21 - February 18)
since im an aquarius, im gonna
say something good. today you will find lots of money eat alot of
good food have bitches all over your nuts and get a free certificate
to starbucks coffee. yea right that's why i don't read these things.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
good day to make Mexican food.
just don't eat those beans you just bought. don't ask why they're
moving either.
hope
you enjoyed my horoscope. well im gonna go get back to the drawing
board. i want to make a new layout or design on my page. its beginning
to look really dull. like everyone has frames now. o well i'm probably
gonna end up being too lazy and not making the new layout. yea it
figures.
don't
you just hate it when you get a small candy that's in a wrapper...
and when you open it, there's nothing in there but air. yea me and
meatball just had that trip. man it sucked. i mean how would you
feel if you spent a buck buying a king size snicker.. with no snicker
in there. just a wrapper saying please try again. damn that just
sucks.
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