05/03/01

this year has been an extremely bad year for everyone i know. lets start out with a couple of things. 2 of my friends have passed away. both from un-natural causes, meaning things like cancer or aids or testicular problem's, but rather disturbing deaths that came from gang relations and accidents. i've had my own accident this year. and luckily, for me, im still alive. as you can see by reading this, yes, i am doing fine, thank you. another friend, whose name probably doesn't want to be mentioned, got hit by a car. or more like.. he ran into one. but still he was hospitalized and was hurt. he's fine now. and if you, my friend, are reading this, you know EXACTLY who im talking about. hehe yea pretty funny incident. but glad that your okay.

my old friend T from the middle school days, suddenly instant messages me from out of no where. and our discussion ends up talking about the origins of the "Ugly Stick" you know how people joke around, saying that this person's extremely ugly, and that she/he must have been beat with the ugly stick to be ugly like that. well we were thinking that what if that person were so ugly, that it got beat with the stick and turned the stick ugly. i think it works better like that, dont you think? technically, a stick cant be that ugly. people can indeed be really ugly. that is from different people's perspectives. so... im guessing that a normal stick was beating an ugly person, and the beating was so crucial, that the stuck turned ugly. so i guess that's how you get an ugly stick. and the stick, i assume, has magical powers to beat someone ugly now. why dont they name it the "bastard-childs" stick or something. okay i dont know why im writing this. no ones really ugly to me. really. or at least ugly enough to be beat by a stick. and who the hell looks at a stick an says its ugly anyways?

another conversation with the babemonster. so he brought up a catchy term he used in the days. i mean BACK IN THE DAYS. it was, 

"Balls-Out"

that's right. balls-out. personally, i think this is funny as hell. im going to bring back the old flavor for you babemonster! everyone will be using it like how everyone's using "weaksauce"!!!

ever try to go into the local Laundromat, and try to stuff yourself into the dryer machine. you know the big, silver, metallic ones. well.. i did. and you know what. the ride wasn't fun. it lasted 30 secs or so and i gave up. it was crazy. i didn't have any padding! but back to my point. think about it.. instead of having something huge like great america or six flags, you can have.. 

THE DRYER RIDE!!!

that right. all you need is a lot of huge dryers. even huge enough to stuff multiple amounts of people in them. give the people some specially made suits that won't cling with static or else people will start complaining the shocks, and you've got a great theme park! best part yet! each ride only costs $1.25! for you cheap asses out there, you can try to shove two people in there and pay only half the value. dont you think this is a great idea? watch.. im going to strike it rich one day. and everyone's gonna have fun at my custom fun land laundromat. the newest attractions will involve the washer. you have a tank of air and in you go with a jump suit. so its like.. being stuck in a tidal wave, without risking your life!! man im on top of things again. and for all the tuff kids out there who thinks that the ride isn't fun enough, we'll give them the "Rug" mode. yea... not even the biggest kids with bulk can handle it.

well that's it for now. back to the drawing board. gotta start moving that noggin of mine.
 
 
 

"There are two ways of meeting difficulties: 
you alter the  difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them."
- Phyllis Bottome

 

"Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of
                            darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it
                              were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take
                            things as they come along with patience and equanimity."
-Carl Jung
 
 
 

"A price has to be paid for success. Almost invariably those who have
    reached the summits worked harder and longer, studied and planned 
    more assiduously, practiced more self-denial, overcame more difficulties
    than those of us who have not risen so far."
    -B.C. Forbes
 

previous update was 04/20/01
 

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