has started from me. i might have to say that its not as bad as i thought
it would be. lots of new faces. a couple of familiar ones. and plenty of
ugly mugs. i go to skyline. i small school that's always foggy. getting
to school is a challenge most of the time. it gets so foggy, that all you
can rely on is the car ahead of you. you cant see any of the stop lights,
or any of the stop signs. you dont see anything ahead of you but their
brake lights. so if they drove off into a cliff.. i probably would have
are all very unique. my first class is history. i have a teacher called
Mr.Oliver. he likes to do funny gestures with his tongue. like lick his
lips and just sticks it out to "taste the air". or whatever he's doing.
skinny old guy. he tells us that if we were ever sick, or feeling sick,
"Don't COME to CLASS!!!". i guess im fine with that. he tells us that he'll
die on the spot or something. he has this problem i think.. where he can
talk normally.. and just snap at someone out of nowhere.. and go back to
his normal tone again. i forgot what that's called. its some sorta syndrome
or disorder. but yea its funny.. this one time he was talking about oceans..
and he suddenly just says,
REALLY BIG AS HELL!!"
just sudden outbursts. hey.. it wakes me up and keeps me paying attention
to his long lectures.
class is sexual health. the teacher is a pretty big women. she likes to
talk about sexual pleasure. and she seems very serious when it comes to
finding the right person to screw. but that's just her. the book it self
is some sorta legal porn book to me. and it has many elements of the popular
Karma Sutra. it also teaches you how to "Correctly Stimulate a person"
in a way its really disgusting.. but i laugh so hard at it when i read
it sometimes. class is also funny. just yesterday, we had a debate about
woman and men having their unique disadvantages. it got to a point where
i blurted out ,"Disadvantages, woman cant drive" the whole class went nuts
and every guy was like "ooohhhhh yep he gotcha yall there girls!" and then
the girls went all crazy, yelling at all the guys and everything was havoc
after that. all because of my opinion.
onto english. my teacher seems like a comedian to me. he likes to make
fun of people. and he also has interesting stories. i like this teacher.
he seems to care for his students. but that's how he's like for now at
my last teacher, Mr.Takayama, preferably called Arthur, is a strange small
scrawny japanese man with thick rimmed glasses and crossed eyes. he walks
funny and talks funny. he reminds me of those nerds who had really tight
pants that flooded up the the ankles. o! if you've ever played Marvel Vs.
Capcom, he looks exactly like that japanese teacher in the japanese version
only. yea! now i remember. he looks exactly like that! really goofy guy.
and the way he laughs.. straight geekin it.
now im just trying to figure out where to eat lunch besides the schools
cafe. cold slices of pizza and funny smelling potato soup is really getting
to my head and my stomach. i cant stand it anymore. and parking is a bitch.
if i were to leave, i'd be screwed. i wouldn't be able to find a parking
spot. well to be truthful about it, i just dont feel like walking half
a mile to class.
all i might have to say that, yes a JC college is exactly like high school.
just more freedom, the missing cut list. and everyone seems to be more
serious. more likes assholes, in a sense.
i am jobless. i am broke. i feel funny. i haven't been broke in a while.
so if your reading this, and if you pay good, and if you live around the
bay area, no wait.. more like san francisco, E-MAIL ME! yep. i MIGHT land
a part time job DJ'ing at a bar. i don't know about this one. but it sounds
pretty interesting. i might give this a shot. and no, not a shot of LC
up.. before i was done updating.. i just read a article about something
sick. some poor kid lost his penis and his other sexual organs. so hear
me right, but dont hear me wrong, the doctors grew a penis on his arm for
10 months and cut it off, just to sew it back on where it belongs. i didn't
believe it at first.. but check it out.. i was shocked.
the things people can do now a these days... scientists and doctors are
going mad insane now a these days. we live in a sick sick world with weird
alternatives to cures.
me, or do a lot of people like to make fun of william shatner. wasn't he
"THE HOTshit?" like back then as Captain Kirk (Star Trek). i mean i've
seen him in a lot of shows now and even in commercials. but it seems like
i've seen other show's that like to make fun of the way he talks. like..
cannot help.. myself.. but to. just... love, the fact that, my hair is..
still, o.. so great.."
as if he had commas after every other word. does he really do that? i never
really bothered to pay attention to that. maybe he got famous for that,
just like how Woody Allen got famous with his adopted korean daughter and
soon to be wife.. or wait.. are they married already? or were they just
hanky panky with each other. i forgot but.. yea.. that's pretty gross.
'The Others'. that ghost movie with Nicole Kidman. yea.. i can say that,
it was the first movie to actually make me jump out of my seat in a very,
very long time. wait now that i think of it, i dont even remember jumping
out of my seat in any other movie. yikes. pretty good movie that got me
paying attention at all times. and the ending was very very surprising.
but im not going to spoil it for anyone.
than that, i've been browsing a lot online for a supercharger for my car.
without it, i just dont feel that my car's complete. i think it's actually
eating more gas with out one. at least the mechanic told me that. darn.
a new one from Volkswagen costs 2000 beans. i dont have 2000 beans. i knew
i should have bought that one on ebay for 250. i got greedy with my money,
now i am left without any to spend..
that place man, you can find anything there. i dont fully trust ebay to
the fullest yet. i've bought rim locks for my car and that's it so far.
i dont have to worry about those being defective because most likely they
wont be.. but i wouldn't trust myself buying a cd deck there. hmm... anyone
know of any good websites for good prices on audio stuff for cars? dont
tell me crutchfield either. that place is ripped off.
my life goes on with many un-answerable questions and mysteries waiting
to be solved..
word is why? the answer isn't availible at the moment.."
10 things people type to find my page (MSNetwork)..
bobo - yep thats me
- uh.. 7551 aye?
chode - whose this?
the sims - i dont recall playing that game
state building - i haven't been there before
leung - who the hell is this?
spanking - o yea baby.. plenty of that here
films - never seen any and i dont like pokemon... just tokemon
- non of that here... just physical monkey spanking
- i saw one! no really! when i was cmoing back from LA... what a trip..
happened this day in history...
15 1057 -
1057, Macbeth, the King of Scotland, was slain by the son of King Duncan.
15 1935 -
Rogers killed in plane crash (1935)
15 1969 -
Music Festival began (1969)
15 1994 -
the Jackal, terrorist, jailed in France. He was turned over by the Sudanese
government after he checked into a Khartoum hospital for an operation on
a varicose vein in one of his testicles.
CD playlist... or at least the stuff i've been tuning into..
Matthews Band - The Space Between
Fighters - Learn To Fly
New Found Glory - Hit or Miss
- Every Other Time
Ant Farm - Movies
HiFi - Flavor of the Weak
- Teenage Dirtbag
- Hanging by a Moment
Doubt - Simple Kind of Life
Hot Chili Peppers- Other Side
Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
Park - In The End
Park - Crawling
- It's Been Awhile
- With Arms Wide Open
very commercial music. but hey, i like it.
what has the world gone to. napster doesn't even work anymore! that really
ticks me off. it really does.
been updated with what's going on with the world. i never even knew they
had a sitcom making fun of our very own dumbass president. it was pretty
funny actually. the episode i saw was about him taking down the 100'dreth
million drug abuser.. or was it 1st million? i forgot but he caught some
raver kid. candy flipper that was on ecstasy. they displayed him as a goofy,
emotional yet disturbed young man with beads, colorful items, and big headphones.
a very stereotypical image. but it got me laughing. bush confiscated his
E. and the plot ended up with bush getting a head ache, and taking 2 E
pills by accident. it was hilarious how they threw a rave in the white
house. well not a rave but a party like thing. i cant believe they gave
bush E on t.v. that's some shiznizzles if you asked me. he got all sentimental
with everyone too. and he had lockjaw. wow. they got that stuff down.
show was called "That's My Bush!" on comedy central. for a second, i
thought it was porn...
news for today.
returns shovel used to bury murder victim
say Mary Jane Woodland, 46, cleaned the shovel used to bury Fred Smith
-- allegedly killed by Woodland's son -- then returned it to the Wal-Mart
store where she had bought it and asked for a refund. (Toledo Blade)
sue NFL teams over locker room peepholes
former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders say visiting teams regularly watched
women change their clothes in the cheerleaders' locker room. They saythe
peephole "was considered one of the 'perks' of being a visiting team of
the Eagles." They're suing 23 teams. (Philadelphia Inquirer)
im back. many of you people have wondered where i've been. what im doing?
and if i was either dead or a live. well.. im a live. and i've been busy.
with many things. actually no i haven't been.. my computers just been acting
up on me and i really dont have anywhere else to update. so yea..
really funny. people actually got concerned on whether i was still alive.
hah. that's hilarious. some people thought i went into some deep depression
stage and decided to stop updating. either way im back. and im going to
be updating on a more weekly basis. well i never promised anything.. so
dont come back every day and check. no need to waste your time. (on every
page like this from now on will be many many many updates. its hard sorting
out hundreds of HTML files. yes i am very sloppy.) i dont know what im
going to write about. im just going to ramble about stuff in here.
how are you doing? if your reading this. IMU!
this karen character? well... she's someone special in my life. =]
everyone doing in the world? fine? dandy? that's great. i am currently
driving once again. and i got the car that i always wanted to buy when
i was like.. in middle school.. or towards the beginning of high school
at least. its a 1990 corrado. i actually wanted the SLC VR6 model. but
i found a G60 supercharged model. i grabbed the deal right away. but the
problem is.. my car isn't exactly supercharged anymore. so its running
shitty slow. which is okay. it gets me to places that i need to go to.
am going to skyline college, not CSM
will be jobless soon.
i will get another job!
a couple of pictures.
some in black and white section
section will be shut down soon.
or im going to take some pix out.
going to change some stuff around
layout and design. really slowly...
go for now hope you people come back for more of this kung fu grip.
update was 05/29/01
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