02/21/01

i had a pretty funny conversation with the babemonster a week ago. he's a pretty interesting guy and he cracks me up. we were talking about things such as fobs and rice rockets to the days where he was my age, hanging out in the richmond or sunset district. downtown and chinatown. we got to a point where we started to ask each other pointless questions, and putting ourselves in funny yet odd situations. there was this one question.. it went something like

"hey what would you do if you were in middle school and some thugs jacked you?"

the babemonster said that he'd drop his pants and just stand there.. ass bared and wee wee exposed. i think he mentioned about pissing too. its a foggy thought.

i said the exact same thing, but i added that i would rather freak them out too by dropping my pants and running in a circle screaming. if that didn't work i would start humping the nearest tree, if not than the floor. and if they still wouldn't leave me alone i would have to resort to making some love mayonnaise for them. you know.. secret sauce... man juice... etc. i laughed out loud literally and i'd have to say.. babemonster is a kick ass person to chat with.

the babemonster soon saw that i had something in me that he liked. and that as soon as he opens his own buisness.. he'd have a position waiting for me. right on babemonster dude. lets just hope its not some sorta custodial arts. 

i had another conversation with Blue from dissonance. we were talking about various topics, and i mentioned to her about me and babemonsters conversation. we ended up talking about her freak roommate who has a boyfriend across the country. talking about how she always has some cruddy sappy crap to say to him. it ended up with us talking about our morals as teenagers and what parents say to us. what really cracked me up was when her parents told her to graduate high school before having a serious relationship.. and if she decided to have one, her parents would send her a condom. just incase if something would have happened. and then she told me about her fart catching skills. how she would catch her fart and make her brother or sister smell it. neat trick blue, you gotta teach me how to do that one day.

me and jerry, also known as "bean" for his notorious attack when we stole his can of stag (he went crazy and took his belt, whipping everyone furiously until someone gave up his can of beans. note that this was when we were in the 8th grade), had a conversation. we were talking about how scours back up. what's scour? its a exchange program like napster, but instead of just mp3s, you could grab virtually any file that's on a computer. from movie files to image files to music files to porn files. yea porn files. we talked about how bootlegged some of the stuff was. man.. i mean you could find stuff you never knew existed. and it probably didn't. me and jerry were rambling away on what sorta things we would find that would be official bootleg. i made a list. check it out.

-that porno video with tommy lee and Pamela lee in wal mart
-that porno video with tommy lee and bruce lee
-that porno video with tommy lee and bruce lee featuring jet li
-that porno video with tommy lee featuring his long lost twin brother tommy lee jones
-that porno video with tommy lee and every other lee in china
-that porno video without tommy lee.. featuring some guy and some girl.

yea so that's my list of bootlegged stuff you'll find at scour on a daily basis. me and jerry laughed away at the topic. he cracked up when i brought up everything bootlegged. i bet you could find some sorta trailer preview of like.. star wars episode 3 in there if you searched hard enough. scour.net.. you gotta love that shit.

that sums it up for today. more ramblings coming later. for now i'm gonna go on scour and see what other bootlegged crap i can find. 
 

previous update was 02/14/01
 

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