02/21/01
i had a pretty funny
conversation with the babemonster a week ago. he's a pretty interesting
guy and he cracks me up. we were talking about things such as fobs and
rice rockets to the days where he was my age, hanging out in the richmond
or sunset district. downtown and chinatown. we got to a point where we
started to ask each other pointless questions, and putting ourselves in
funny yet odd situations. there was this one question.. it went something
like
"hey what would
you do if you were in middle school and some thugs jacked you?"
the babemonster said
that he'd drop his pants and just stand there.. ass bared and wee wee exposed.
i think he mentioned about pissing too. its a foggy thought.
i said the exact
same thing, but i added that i would rather freak them out too by dropping
my pants and running in a circle screaming. if that didn't work i would
start humping the nearest tree, if not than the floor. and if they still
wouldn't leave me alone i would have to resort to making some love mayonnaise
for them. you know.. secret sauce... man juice... etc. i laughed out loud
literally and i'd have to say.. babemonster is a kick ass person to chat
with.
the babemonster soon
saw that i had something in me that he liked. and that as soon as he opens
his own buisness.. he'd have a position waiting for me. right on babemonster
dude. lets just hope its not some sorta custodial arts.
i had another conversation
with Blue from dissonance. we were talking about various topics, and i
mentioned to her about me and babemonsters conversation. we ended up talking
about her freak roommate who has a boyfriend across the country. talking
about how she always has some cruddy sappy crap to say to him. it ended
up with us talking about our morals as teenagers and what parents say to
us. what really cracked me up was when her parents told her to graduate
high school before having a serious relationship.. and if she decided to
have one, her parents would send her a condom. just incase if something
would have happened. and then she told me about her fart catching skills.
how she would catch her fart and make her brother or sister smell it. neat
trick blue, you gotta teach me how to do that one day.
me and jerry, also
known as "bean" for his notorious attack when we stole his can of stag
(he went crazy and took his belt, whipping everyone furiously until someone
gave up his can of beans. note that this was when we were in the 8th grade),
had a conversation. we were talking about how scours back up. what's scour?
its a exchange program like napster, but instead of just mp3s, you could
grab virtually any file that's on a computer. from movie files to image
files to music files to porn files. yea porn files. we talked about how
bootlegged some of the stuff was. man.. i mean you could find stuff you
never knew existed. and it probably didn't. me and jerry were rambling
away on what sorta things we would find that would be official bootleg.
i made a list. check it out.
-that
porno video with tommy lee and Pamela lee in wal mart
-that
porno video with tommy lee and bruce lee
-that
porno video with tommy lee and bruce lee featuring jet li
-that
porno video with tommy lee featuring his long lost twin brother tommy lee
jones
-that
porno video with tommy lee and every other lee in china
-that
porno video without tommy lee.. featuring some guy and some girl.
yea so that's my
list of bootlegged stuff you'll find at scour on a daily basis. me and
jerry laughed away at the topic. he cracked up when i brought up everything
bootlegged. i bet you could find some sorta trailer preview of like.. star
wars episode 3 in there if you searched hard enough. scour.net.. you gotta
love that shit.
that sums it up for
today. more ramblings coming later. for now i'm gonna go on scour and see
what other bootlegged crap i can find.
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update was 02/14/01
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